The inspiration hit this weekend: PIE FIGHT CLUB.
The first rule of pie fight club is that nobody can talk about their diets at pie fight club.
The second rule of pie fight club is that pies are only thrown into our mouths.
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Seriously -- it is my new dream to gather together a small group of people and conduct blind taste tests of pies from Marie Callender, Coco's and Nation's. It would be like wine tasting -- we'd say things like "this crust has a rich, buttery finish, with overtones of vanilla" -- only with pies. And we'd have pie fight club once a month. Perhaps we'd take a month off in the summer to debate which ideological ice cream is better: Ben & Jerry's or Star-Spangled Ice Cream.
I have got to work on this.
